The Basics

 Name: Camille.
Nicknames: I used to think I had a lot, but people only ever call me "Stan" or my own name.
Zodiac: Taurus.
Location: La Louisiane.
Beliefs: Atheist.
Orientation: Straight, but not narrow.
Likes: Awkward moments and Thai food.
Dislikes: Ignorance and those really painful sneezes... you know what I mean. When you sneeze really hard, and your nose feels like it's gonna' fall off.

A little more...

I'm not good at these things, but here you go: the name's Camille. Call me "Camel" if you must, but if you call me "Cameltoe", I'll punch you in your mouth. I'm pretty artsy, and enjoy doing such things. I am an amateur artist, writer, graphic designer, and photographer. Though I'm not very musical, music is one of the main things I am. I love to talk about music, trade music, and make [shitty] music (remember, I'm not musical? Let's try and stay on the right page here.)

I am a free thinker, and yes, I am an Atheist. I really  have nothing against relgion. I am, however, against organized religion, and I believe religion of any kind just isn't for me. I generally hate it when people judge me for such things, and don't test me, because I will respond.

I enjoy the cold weather. I've always been hot-blooded and I swear I want to live somewhere chilly when I grow up.  My favorite seasons are fall and winter, naturally.

For some reason, people feel it's necessary to give me stupid nicknames. The only one that's actually stuck around is "Stan." Yes, I'm glad that I'm known as "Stan" now and not "Cameltoe"... I'm tired of being called "Camel" just because "Camille" sounds like that, and even more tired of being named after possibly one of the most unattractive things in history.

I am from the South, and I hate discrimination for it. I am not stupid, I am not mild-mannered because I come that way for my man, nor do I paddle on a boat across the bayou to get to school. Louisiana has roads, believe it or not. Even though I hate being judged for being from the south, I can't say i like it all that much. There's a lot of racism and religious intolerance. Louisiana does have great culture and history, though.

I spend a lot of my time in my room and I like to think. Reading is fun and listening to music is default. I generally hate TV because it's a bunch of bull-shit and it sucks today. I am however, obsessed with South Park, and it's hard to find me not watching it or talking about it.

When I grow up, I don't want a normal job. No 9:00 - 5:00. I want to do something to utilize my creative abilities or possibly risk it all by forming a band with my best friend, Sam. 

The Things that I Dig

Bands: My Chemical Romance, The Pink Spiders, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Offspring, Bad Religion, Flogging Molly, Sublime, Girl In A Coma, The Ettes, Metric, Beck, The Misfits, Bratmobile, Blink-182, Marcy Playground, The Breeders, Weezer, Green Day, R.E.M., Bikini Kill, Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, The Ramones, Sex Pistols, The Buzzcocks, The Clash, Garbage, Guns N' Roses, The Police, The Beatles, Blondie, Cheap Trick, David Bowie, Hüsker Dü, The Killers, The Kills, The White Stripes, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, Pixies, Pulp, Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Books: Basically anything by Neil Gaiman, but a few favorites are: The Stranger, Fragile Things, Smoke And Mirrors, Anansi Boys, Good Omens, Neverwhere, 'Salem's Lot, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Outsiders, Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter, Harry Potter, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Watchmen, The Umbrella Academy, Go Ask Alice, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland/Through the Looking Glass and What Alice Found There, Wizard of Oz, [The Auto-biography of] The Clash.

Television: South Park, The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, Important Things with Demetri Martin, Michael And Michael Have Issues, Monty Python's Flying Circus, That 70's Show, King of the Hill, The Twilight Zone. (I barely even watch TV.... but I watch South Park religiously.)

Movies: Clockwork Orange, Wayne's World, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Big Fish, School of Rock, Young Frankenstein, Grease, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Sweeny Todd, Watchmen, Bullet in a Bible, Life on the Murder Scene, Edward Scissorhands, The Goonies, Napoleon Dynamite, Some Like It Hot, Harry Potter, South Park:Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, Imaginationland, Across the Universe, Juno, Superbad, The Corpse Bride, Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetle Juice, Pirates of the Carribean, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory[Tim Burton's], Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, Coraline, Mean Girls, The Outsiders, Yesman, Shallow Hal, The Wizard of Oz, and uhhh, that's it?

People: Gerard Way, Mikey Way, Frank Iero, Alison Mosshart, Neil Gaiman, Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Joey Ramone, Johnny Ramone, Mick Jones, Kim Deal, Billie Joe Armstrong, Karen O, Demetri Martin, Helena Bonham Carter, Michael Ian Black, Sid Vicious, Stephen Colbert,Joan Jett, Jack White, Shirley Manson, Debbie Harry.

Other Random Facts:
-When I was a baby, I was rocked to sleep by R.E.M. and Nine Inch Nails.
-Je parle français, mais je ne suis pas trés bon.
-It's very easy for me to become drawn into something, or even obsessed with it.
-I absolutely adore punk rock. Preferably british punk from the late '70s.
-I once had a fish named Kenny. Yes, he died. Yes, I find it amusing myself, but seriously. Don't laugh.
-The moment I was born I screamed "mama!" So, I was the infamous talking baby.
-Gerard Way is my hero, but when I grow up, i want to be like Alison Mosshart.
-People have told me I'm loquacious.
-They've also told me I use big words too much.
-I collect wigs, novelty buttons, and I guess technically, music.
-I'm a cat person all the way.
-Yep, half the time I am talking about South Park. Get over it.
-Elaborating on the previous fact, the favorite character is Kenny <3
-I am perhaps one of the most perverted girls you will ever meet.